TOMMYINNIT SAYS…THE QUOTE BOOK – TOM SIMONS-WILL GOLD

A laugh-out-loud best of selection of TommyInnit s most weird and wonderful quotes – plus much more – carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot. Nah, I think I d be a pretty bad shark What if God was just legs? We re really just chilling, fellas Born sometime in the early 2000s, TommyInnit s first job was a YouTuber. No, really, we re not joking, the very first job he had was a YouTuber. For the last three years, he s been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that s over 40 million followers. Will there ever be an end to TommyInnit s rampant flurry of success? Probably. And Wilbur Soot has been right by his side. Wilbur first started his career as a young man staring at the wall until he also became a YouTuber. He also discovered a little activity some may call singing . In The Quote Book, TommyInnit covers a wealth of topics from cars-that-grow-teeth to slime people, and from things that be crazy to octopi. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit is about to change your life one word at a time. Unless, dear reader, you read two words at a time, like he does. Featuring: A day in the life Inside TommyInnit s brain What TommyInnit would do if he was God Life advice from Wilbur Love poetry and history lessons, TommyInnit style Wilbur s attempts to reason with TommyInnit